Sex Diet

When you take a break from sex because you're a straight up whore

"I've been fucking a ton of guys lately, I think I'm going to go on a sex diet"

by _nerd July 25, 2016

Life diet

A euphemism for looking positively at coming adversity especially when one is surrounded by challenges and wins are few and far between.

When we thrive the sweetness and savory nature of life lead to over-indulgence. Which soften us up. Therefore a great way to approach tailwinds and setbacks is to see them as a life diet something that gets us back into fighting shape.

Please note this term should never be used flippantly to refer to more serious life challenges.

2020 has been rough, I guess it’s time for a life diet. Not seeing my friends? Yeah that’s the broccoli. Being stuck in the house? Yup that’s the peas... ahh life diet.

by Echobase August 14, 2020

mattkin's diet

The act of binging on pills and meth for a year in order to lose weight.

is that fat matt?

yeah.. he's been on the mattkin's diet.

by gidhdfgsijoshgdfuighsdfi;bgsdi April 28, 2010

Kuldīgas diet

A specific diet which comes from small city in Latvia and occurs when you all your teeth are knocked out so you physically can’t eat anything

Do you want Kuldīgas diet?!?

by DrunkGuyFromLatvia January 14, 2018

Diet Chicago

A place where there is no crime and has a very trustworthy population.

Living in Diet Chicago is such a paradise.

by bonelesspizza April 5, 2017

Diet Relationship

Typically derogatory, a diet relationship has one or both parties only interested in short-term, casual interactions; no strings attached, no accountability, and no responsibility, but still wants to label it as a relationship.

Coined in the Pacific Northwest, it has quickly spread among the Seattle hip-hop community and Tacoma party scene.

I'm not some floozy - I don't want a diet relationship with you!

by ExcelsiorSeer November 9, 2017

klepto diet

A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.

I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.

by Scumgoth August 10, 2017