John

A dumb person. The funniest person alive

John is so funny

by MyBestFriendAlex June 25, 2019

John

John is an overweight fuck that will eat literally anything for money and even for free, his meals mainly consist of a diet specifically made for Johns, donuts are the main course and soda is the beverage

The John:are you going to eat that.

by Mydadleft August 17, 2019

John

smells really bad and walks funny

ewwww he smells like a john

by fdgreg54ryh September 28, 2018

John

A really tall guy in ROTC

Johns really tall

by Guy 2312 September 27, 2019

Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.

Man, are you johnning tonight?!

by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019

John

Another word for cunt.

Take a look at that John.

by loljoker February 5, 2019

John

get out of my face you bugs bunny lookin’ ass, yuck!!!1 youre crusty bro!!! tell me, how is it possible to look 7 and 29 at the same time!?!?! get lost bro

“john you look like bugs bunny 😳😳😳”

by MichaelJacksonHeeHee October 28, 2019