by ckish June 3, 2008

Girthy Nipples are of unusual size in girth, as big (or even bigger in extreme Girthy Nipple cases) as #2 pencil eraser,extending out further than one would expect or is average. They are also similar in appearance Italian sausage- like what might be on your pizza. In positive instances, they can be fun to chew on... in others they can be disturbing, but difficult to turn away from.
Anthony: I just saw that noodie pic you just forwarded me; she has extremely girthy nipples, yo'!
Xtena: No kidding, they are gargantuan- not to mention a fun shade of bright pink... like a hibiscus flower!!
Big Johnny: her girthy nipples are almost as long as half of my pinkie finger!
Xtena: No kidding, they are gargantuan- not to mention a fun shade of bright pink... like a hibiscus flower!!
Big Johnny: her girthy nipples are almost as long as half of my pinkie finger!
by Gingergasm December 18, 2010

man that party was the nipples on the tits!
friend 1: how was your weekend?
freind 2: It was the nipples on the tits
friend 1: how was your weekend?
freind 2: It was the nipples on the tits
by zink101 September 21, 2011

When a girl has really erect nipples but one is pointing off to the side...kinda like a lazy eye, but a nipple.
by Heather Medows September 20, 2008

A nipple erection of the female body in while the nipple muscle gets hard due to being simulated by incredibily cold weather or sex.
While Sami was unconscious, Sami's dog gave Sami a hard nipple. Sami, thinking it's the girl of his dreams, enjoyed it.
by whats a hard nipple? June 7, 2009

by Defilipes February 28, 2007

When a womans Breasts are so large that she can touch her nipples together so that they meet "Face to Face". Then all thats left is for you to put your meat in between and ride em til you get mayonaise!
by The White Wookie September 14, 2006
