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Gerry News

Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.
B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you
by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021
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New Butt

When you are so obese and large that a second mound of fat starts growing out of the bottom part of each buttock, creating a second smaller butt.
I saw this lady today, she was so fat that she had grown a New Butt.
by NutSackMan February 10, 2015
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New SpongeBob

Have you seen New SpongeBob its so overhated? No I have not seen New SpongeBob
by Local Pillow July 28, 2021
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New Gede

Once a man of honour, aka a Great Gede, the new gede is a declining failure that can never be happy. He can fall in the trap of substances, phone charging schemes, big foreheads, and skinny Minnies. Although he would like to think so, he is no longer the group leader and the group’s stability is suffering without their Great Gede.
Ib: “That guy has no comebacks!”
Ranger: “He must be New Gede.”

Marcus: “Wow man we’ve smoked a lot today.”
Spencer: “‘Not as much as New Gede…”

Girl: “Has anyone seen my beanie?”
Eli: “Ya New Gede took it. He still isn’t over those same girls from highschool.”
by TheGoletaPunisher November 6, 2022
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New Girl

1.)The best show in the world. It will teach you love, happiness, pain, impatience, heartbreak, and so so much appreciation. Meet Jessica Day: A teacher, a friend, a cousin to Robbie. Cheated on and heartbroken, she goes to live with 3 guys; Nick, Winston, and Schmidt. You’ll meet Coach and then he’ll be gone and you’ll forget about him until he comes back. Jess attempts to heal her heartbreak by watching Dirty Dancing on repeat to no avail. Then her three new friends show her true appreciation when they serenade her at the restaurant where she was stood up by a man she met.

2.) A show you have to watch. By law.
Have you ever seen New Girl?”
“No. What’s that?”
“It’s a show you have to watch. By law.”
by 420Bananas December 1, 2020
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fox news

The punchline to any joke.
Bill: Knock Knock,

Terry: Who's there?

Bill: Fox News.

(Terry laughs hysterically.)
by Incoherent Duck December 14, 2008
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new orleans

The best city in uncle sams homeland! Best city for underage drinking to occur! Fuckin-A
The Boot, Jimmys, the Hanger, Rendenn Inn
by sara April 20, 2005
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