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Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.
Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.
by Pbaddy September 10, 2009
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Negative canthal tilt

When the inside edge of your eye (medial canthus) is higher than the the outside part of your eye (lateral canthus). This forms a negatively slanted eye that can make you look tired, submissive, or old. Popular determiner of attractiveness in looksmaxxing/incel communities.
Truecel: Bro I've been rejected for the 20th time by low-tier Beckys.

Incel: it's because of your negative canthal tilt, brocel. It's over for you, just ropemaxx
by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023
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infinitely negative iq

People who are beyond stupid and are just oblivious to anything. They do the most mindless things ever. They don’t know how to function at all. They can’t even do the simplest things to help their own team. They suck at every game they touch and they should never play a video game again.
“Holy crap that guy has infinitely negative iq
“How is it possible to have infinitely negative iq?”
“What is she doing? she must have infinitely negative iq
“Man the people on roblox imposter have less than infinitely negative iq”
by Thatsprettysus September 29, 2020
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Type O Negative

A rare type of blood - the very first one mankind had - so the one the cavemen had in them.

It's also the blood anyone can have put into there system in emergency.
Crisis - there's a carcrash posse in A&E - anyone got any Type O Negative
by The Mamma with the Quan December 11, 2007
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Negative space

On an overweight soldier, it is the gap between the uniform and the waist. This gap is caused by being overweight, with a large belly. Generaly the overweight soldier's uniform top will stick out away from his or her body thus creating the negative space.
hey soldier you'd better check that negative space

holy shit.... check out the negative space on that douche
by d mo gun June 22, 2011
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negative purpose

A Punk band from Melbourne featuring Simon, Dave, Matt and Xavier with smash hit song Scene Of The Crime
omfg that simon guy in negative purpose is so hawtt LOL! im a 16 year old girl!!
by kate October 16, 2003
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neg-erection

the opposite of becoming erect. when a woman is so ugly or fat tat your penis actually enters your body. nagative erection
i saw a woman with a huge gut and i got a neg-erection
by grandprix47 September 28, 2009
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