1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.
2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.
2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.
Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly
Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle
The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*
Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle
The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*
by Nicko the dicko April 15, 2014
by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 15, 2022
by teachonmars January 21, 2019
This terms also means to jack off or masturbate when slapping the noodle it is important to note that penis is usually long but skinny like a noodle
by Spanking that April 21, 2016
John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."
Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."
Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."
by Monkey Shoulder June 08, 2013
by bojzzle July 07, 2010
the feeling of deep regret and exhaustion one gets after eating too many oily takeaway Chinese noodles.
Angus: I'm going to get the large veg noodles
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.
by veggiesaurus November 03, 2011