we need to talk

ohh you are in big fucking trouble

worker: *shits in bosses cup*
boss: we need to talk.
worker: oh fuck

by nathan sucks July 11, 2021

We need to talk

It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap

Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.

Or

Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.

by It's_Kiera_Bitch September 4, 2020

Need more Ink

Commonly used phrase to express a person’s interest in continuing the story of their life no matter how ugly it may get.

Person1: congrats on getting out of prison what is next for u my good sir
Person2: lmao man I need more Ink!

by nuhgyer May 4, 2022

Need For Speed Payback

A weird need for speed game that’s hallow.

Hey, what are you doing?
Just playing some Need For Speed Payback.
Oh shit. Not that again!

by Justicewithtacosandweed November 14, 2019

Baby needs a Benadryl

internal monologue of exhausted parents

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.

by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021

Need For Speed carbon

Bangin' music! And some cars and canyons and shit, THE VIDEO GAME

Me: godDAMN! The music is amazing
My friend: chill dude, you've been talking about how good the music in Need For Speed carbon is for five hours, sheesh!
Me again: but it is so good man! The fact they made dynamic strings like that in 2006 is fucking amazing!
My friend, tired and wanting to sleep: whatever, just wear headphones or something.

by NCR Ranger April 28, 2021

We need to talk.

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."

"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.

by Masterchief2653 April 1, 2015