It's the best site on the internet.
It's the worst site on the internet.
There is basically no inbetween.
Unlike Yahoo and Google and other popular sites, myspace is either a site that you absolutely love and can't get enough of it, or you just look at it and want to throw up. There is no inbetween. Pretty much everybody likes to use Google in one shape or form, and even YouTube is not that bad; a lot of people love YouTube, but myspace is basically a site that you love or just wish it will die.
It's the worst site on the internet.
There is basically no inbetween.
Unlike Yahoo and Google and other popular sites, myspace is either a site that you absolutely love and can't get enough of it, or you just look at it and want to throw up. There is no inbetween. Pretty much everybody likes to use Google in one shape or form, and even YouTube is not that bad; a lot of people love YouTube, but myspace is basically a site that you love or just wish it will die.
Person 1: I Love myspace... I can spend all day on it.
Person 2: Ick... I hate it. It just filled with a bunch of pedophiles and 12 year old hoes, and the layout is just horrible, and it's old, like it was made in like 2003, thatz old shit...
You'll never here this: eeh...it's OK!! I can take it or leave it.. woah I can find some parent approved porn on here. *jerks off*
Person 2: Ick... I hate it. It just filled with a bunch of pedophiles and 12 year old hoes, and the layout is just horrible, and it's old, like it was made in like 2003, thatz old shit...
You'll never here this: eeh...it's OK!! I can take it or leave it.. woah I can find some parent approved porn on here. *jerks off*
by MySpace Bob December 28, 2007
Place where you talk to your friends and hang out and listen to music. And add people, if they seem even remotely familiar, like, from the third grade. Not as bad as everyopne makes it out to be. The only people who criticize it that much are the ones who can't get any friends or their parents won't let them go on, or some other stupid thing.
The only really annoying thing about myspace is the chain letters on the bulletin. GRRR!
Now that you have opended this you have to keep reading. If you break the chain the zombie of (insert name here) will creep out from under your bed at (insert early hour of the morning here).
Now that you have opended this you have to keep reading. If you break the chain the zombie of (insert name here) will creep out from under your bed at (insert early hour of the morning here).
by myaaa November 08, 2006
myspace is an amazing website where ANYONE can find sombody to talk to also 75% of the girls on there are whores
by mike hunt February 16, 2005
A blogging website, believed to be now owned by Viacom (Google/CBS Nazis)and once owned by a man named Tom, in which is most responsible for the popularity of scenes and random holidays. Due to the sites popularity it is used mostly for plausibility. This is done by comedians, musicians, and (as usual) politicians. The stereotypical Myspace user is a male/female who has over 1000 friends (half of which he does not know), has over 30 photos of the same pose done over in odd angles, often makes frequent and random bulletins of begging for people to comment them and their pictures.
Warning: This site has been known to ruin friendships. (Look at the example)
Warning: This site has been known to ruin friendships. (Look at the example)
Pathetic Friend: ZOMG!!1 Y AM I NOT IN YOUR TOP (8)??!!!11
Victim of Mypace: What? Oh, I just haven't been on in a while.
Does it really matter?
Pathetic Friend: Yess it does!!1 I hav u at numba 3!!1 Evn (inset name) is on thur and u dont even tlk 2 her!!1 WTF!1......
Victim of Myspace: Oh, sorry. I really didn't think it mattered. I'll change, don't worry.
The person who was replaced is now pissed off, and he is now
torn between two friends over something that is now much of a big deal...
Victim of Mypace: What? Oh, I just haven't been on in a while.
Does it really matter?
Pathetic Friend: Yess it does!!1 I hav u at numba 3!!1 Evn (inset name) is on thur and u dont even tlk 2 her!!1 WTF!1......
Victim of Myspace: Oh, sorry. I really didn't think it mattered. I'll change, don't worry.
The person who was replaced is now pissed off, and he is now
torn between two friends over something that is now much of a big deal...
by Hater of Scenes May 13, 2007
A website used for two reasons.
#1. For kids/teenagers with low self esteem to gain 10,000 friends they've never met and to boost their ego. They often flaunt how many friends they have, take pictures in which the captions demand others to spam, and in some cases start a lot of un-needed and completely ridiculous internet drama. Many of the pathetic children who have become "popular" on this website are not only too young to have an account, but they claim that "haters make them more famous" and they will jump through hoops just to get attention.
Most of them are addicted, have over 1,000 friends they never talk to, post pointless bulletins, belong to whore trains/perfection trains, and think that they are a model because of how extremely flawless they look (due to heavy photoshop) and their friends take pictures of them in the backyard.
#2. For bands to become well known. Many musicians have myspace accounts in order to spreas the word of their music. Once they reach a certain level of the popularity, though, they will often be hacked and harrassed by people with no lives. Some fans of the band even pretend to know the band by adding the band members personal accounts and posting frequent comments on their page saying things like "OMG I can't wait to see you again! When you commin' to town?" or "lAsT NiGhT wAs lyK sO fUnNnn!!!!!!"
Myspace was once meant to be a place for meeting new people, for mature adults to meet potential partners and such. Now the only matchmaking occuring is between two "scene/emo" kids who've never met eachother and are only 12.
#1. For kids/teenagers with low self esteem to gain 10,000 friends they've never met and to boost their ego. They often flaunt how many friends they have, take pictures in which the captions demand others to spam, and in some cases start a lot of un-needed and completely ridiculous internet drama. Many of the pathetic children who have become "popular" on this website are not only too young to have an account, but they claim that "haters make them more famous" and they will jump through hoops just to get attention.
Most of them are addicted, have over 1,000 friends they never talk to, post pointless bulletins, belong to whore trains/perfection trains, and think that they are a model because of how extremely flawless they look (due to heavy photoshop) and their friends take pictures of them in the backyard.
#2. For bands to become well known. Many musicians have myspace accounts in order to spreas the word of their music. Once they reach a certain level of the popularity, though, they will often be hacked and harrassed by people with no lives. Some fans of the band even pretend to know the band by adding the band members personal accounts and posting frequent comments on their page saying things like "OMG I can't wait to see you again! When you commin' to town?" or "lAsT NiGhT wAs lyK sO fUnNnn!!!!!!"
Myspace was once meant to be a place for meeting new people, for mature adults to meet potential partners and such. Now the only matchmaking occuring is between two "scene/emo" kids who've never met eachother and are only 12.
"OMGGGG CMNTS CMNTS CMNTS!!!!"
"I'll lyk totally love you forever if you comment my pictures to a billion!"
"FREEZE THIS HO'S MYSPACE ACCOUNT SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T THINK I WAS PRETTY I KNO I'M PRETTY I AM I AM I AM TELL ME I AM."
"Dude, Kiki Kannibal added me to her friends list on Myspace!"
"Who's that?"
"She invented stripes!!!"
"Didn't zebras do that?"
"i TOTALLY know mattgood!!!!!!!!!! we talk on myspace soooo much!"
"I'll lyk totally love you forever if you comment my pictures to a billion!"
"FREEZE THIS HO'S MYSPACE ACCOUNT SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T THINK I WAS PRETTY I KNO I'M PRETTY I AM I AM I AM TELL ME I AM."
"Dude, Kiki Kannibal added me to her friends list on Myspace!"
"Who's that?"
"She invented stripes!!!"
"Didn't zebras do that?"
"i TOTALLY know mattgood!!!!!!!!!! we talk on myspace soooo much!"
by Pukecakes May 03, 2007
by l*nuck April 22, 2005
Number 1 source for pointless information on people you've never even spoken to. Often new users will announce random details in their life that no one really cares about.
by ABman March 31, 2009