mylifeisjustinbieber 

A site for sick humans who are willingly admiting they need medical help .

Mom : Honey , what are you doing ?

Kid : Reading mylifeisjustinbieber.

Mom : Get in the car , we're goin to the hospital .

mylifeisjustinbieber by MLIAer99 June 9, 2011

MyLife 

A somewhat pejorative phrase referring to Myspace, an online community. Referred to as such because a majority of those with Myspace accounts tend to spend hours on end perusing different accounts, making bulletins and blogs, listening to bands, and pretty much spending their existance on the addicting website.

"He hasn't been on aim in a long time. Fucking wasting his life away on MySpace. He really needs a job. Or hobby. Or a harness.

MyLife by Blackbird July 12, 2005

mylifeisbro.com 

don't ever go there
place for 'bro' to most fake information about their fake lives
i bet half those people in that site make it alllll up

Example:

nerd: i am SO going to post this sex statement on mylifeisbro.com maybe ill get 1 chill rating!
nerd2: marvy dude

mylifeisbro.com by onewhodies November 12, 2010

mylifeaseva 

A YouTuber who lives in California

I love watching mylifeaseva on YouTube!

mylifeaseva by Farting unicorns333 June 17, 2017

mylifeispain9999 

the BEST account made by our overlord FLAMGO

MYLIFEISPAIN9999: mylifeispain9999 times per day

mylifeispain9999 by malinda kathleen reesee's puff January 26, 2020

mylifeisgamin 

a tiktoker with under 50 followers who need clout and bitches and got rejected by his crush

follow mylifeisgamin

mylifeisgamin by sussssysysys March 23, 2022