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Thrust Musket

An alternative name for the penis that also describes the duration of time it takes to reload and degradation of continued firepower if the item is not allowed to rest.
When she asked for round three, I had to inform her that the thrust musket takes time to reload and continued performance may not be as expected.
by WarmApplePie223 April 7, 2025
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Beef Musket

Noun weiner...especially when erect typically used with reference to male dominance. (Plural) Beef Muskets
Tommy has been shooting his fuggin Beef Musket at whatever walks no wonder it burns and he has kids.
by MaddHatterz June 29, 2025
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Tuna musket

When you pack chunk light tuna in the tip of a penis with a sounding rod to later be ejaculated as a means of entertainment
I'm gonna load up the tuna musket to surprise the wife tonight
by Kingcaveman1 July 24, 2025
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Indiana Musket Shot

This is where you fuck your partner in the ass deep. You have to nut. Proceeding said ejaculation you put a jet puffed XL marshmallow in the opening of your partners gape and push it in with your dick like loading a musket. You must stand then at the wall with your hand behind your back as your partner tries to shoot you in the mouth with the marshmallow.
Last night I got pink eye due to faulty aim during our Indiana Musket Shot.
by LongDonginHongKong August 18, 2025
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Based Musket Loader

When you take a ZYN, tear it open, and pour it down your urethra stamping it down like loading a musket.
Cigarettes don't do it for me anymore,. I've had to result to doing a based musket loader.
by Rblue September 5, 2025
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Shit musket

Explosive diarrhea or any type of shitting that would pertain to anything that would resemble a musket shot out of your butt hole
I had some bad sushi for dinner and was shooting shit muskets all night
by Nikolasinlacasa October 28, 2025
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Meat Musket

The act of loading your penis like a musket. Pour the powder in, insert paper and small projectile, ram down shaft with rod (remember to lick clean after) and squeezing your balls to fire.
Bro a guy just broke into my house lucky I had the meat musket preloaded! He folded like a omelette after I launched that frozen pea through his face at Mach 7
by Real life hacks November 10, 2025
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