1.) Friend - "Sorry man, you can't come over, I have a ton of chores I need to get done"
You - "Dammit, you're mouth blocking me big time man, your mom's enchiladas are the best!"
2.) Chris' mom's food is the best, but he's always mouth-blocking me. Bastard.
You - "Dammit, you're mouth blocking me big time man, your mom's enchiladas are the best!"
2.) Chris' mom's food is the best, but he's always mouth-blocking me. Bastard.
by tycoon34 January 4, 2011
Get the Mouth Blockmug. Yourself: Hey man, how was Thotisha last night?
The Homie: Bro, she had that popsicle mouth.
Yourself: So was it because she's talented or is your dick small?
The Homie: Bro, she had that popsicle mouth.
Yourself: So was it because she's talented or is your dick small?
by IG10 March 3, 2018
Get the Popsicle Mouthmug. by Trerry October 11, 2015
Get the dutch mouthmug. by sgt.gecko87 February 24, 2014
Get the mouth spacemug. by UrbanDictionaryOfficial2 April 16, 2017
Get the Mouth Friendsmug. by Tree dog February 8, 2017
Get the motorboat mouthmug. I mouth wrestled his raging yogurt slinger while parked in the driveway of his mom’s house.
As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.
I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.
Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.
I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.
Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.
by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021
Get the Mouth Wrestledmug.