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Moses Red Sea-Splitter

When you are having sex with a girl during her period, and, as did Moses, you proclaim "Let my penis go!" and you part her red sea...
Yo Keyshawn, hear about Jamal "Milf Man" Jackson? He gave that shortie a Moses Red Sea-Splitter last night. Eat that, Maxipads!
by Mr. Potato Head Jr. August 7, 2006
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moss bluff

-Where do you live?

-MOSS BLUFF!

-Are you a virgin?

-NOPE!
by hoebagg. June 17, 2008
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moses

1. Somone who likes to eat girls out while there on there rag. derived from moses parting the "red seas"

2. a butch lesbian, aso derived from moses parting the "red seas"
"ewww.. whats that all over your face... moses!"
by Munky88 August 3, 2005
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kate moss

HI, Im kate moss a coked out, recently unemployed stoopermodel
by cory ann September 29, 2005
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moss

a super secret slang word for marijuana.
hey man... you got any moss over there?
yeah, bud, it's damn green over here!
rock n roll!
by jC September 1, 2003
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moses

a word used to describe an inhabitant of the inner west

common characteristics include
- a mother with exquisite cooking techniques (although, bel's mother will ALWAYS be superior)
- uses words not otherwise known to the english language, ie wey
- appears in public wearing odd blue glasses
- possess little to no understanding of the wonder of The Shire
- also commonly refers to self by pretentious initials
- generally has red hair ( a ranga ), but refuses to admit to existence of their genetic disorder
- one that likes to pimp in shays sunnies and an elvis belt
"hey look at that guy, he's semi attractive"
"nah, check out those glasses, he's majorly moses"

"ohmygod! check out that guy! look at his red hair!"
"yeah, i know, clearly moses..."
by rachmarty April 20, 2008
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moss bluff

the coolest town in all louisiana the most coolest kids ever! flyest guys! FINEST guys. FINEST girl.
yeah us who live here DOMINATE
WE OWN.
WE ROCK
SO SUCK IT!
:
yo that girl from moss bluff (da bluff) is so FINE!
by kellywuan June 17, 2008
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