momma

a real momma is some body who bitch about everything u do

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

yo momma

Unfortunately a pretty bad retort to another person's insult.

Bob: "Joe your memory is about as bad as a goldfish."

Joe: "Yo momma."

by Saeed aka Armorking August 26, 2005

yo momma

1. The absolute BEST retort to any and all insults.
2. The target of many insults. How everyone's mother can be so many things at the same time is beyond me.

1."Hey little boy, CounterStrike is that way. This game is for real players."
"Yo momma"

2."Yo momma is older than you

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

momma no

saying used when all else has failed and all yuo can do is run away and scream for your momma

ahh spider no momma no

by Farfignewton January 29, 2005

hoochie momma

Someones mother(usually a friends) who is a real hoochie and gives out sexual favours(usually to childrens friends)

Just got serviced by your hoochie momma, mate.

by Cappy September 19, 2003

yo moma

she's gooooood!

oh yeh1 i had yo moma last night

by tim mitchell June 29, 2003

baby moma

the woman that you left behind with your(any male) child, that you(any male) dont take care of nor respect.

Yes, I am his babymoma!!

by deshunda April 26, 2005