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jello mixer

boobs, tits, jello mixing is when you get your tits injected with jello instead of silicone
Alex - she looks hot since she got that jello mixer

Robby - hell yeah!

Billy - i like men
by canton middle school baby April 9, 2009
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8 miled

When during intercourse your partner feels the need to bust out a freestyle rap.
Gurl last night me and Cleon was getting down and right before he was ready to bust he 8 miled me, so inappropriate.
by the baddest Bebi August 5, 2009
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mixen

Man vixen: A man that is a seductive vixen!
Liam is a mixen. He seduces all the ladies and is so not innocent!
by Kiki84 October 3, 2008
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Miked

(Verb) To get insanely drunk and wet the bed.
He was so drunk last night that he miked all over my futon.
by Thatwaslike8yearsago October 21, 2012
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Ridiculi Maxed

As if ridiculi wasn't enough... Ridiculi is something so ridiculous you make it plural, and even then it is still unimaginably ridiculous.

To further explain the ridiculousness of the situation add the word "MAXED". Not only does it make you sound about 100 times cooler, but it reiterates the insane ridiculousness of a specific situation.
Kevin: Dude! I just made a 100 on my AP Statistics Exam
Alex: ZOMG! That is ridiculi maxed!

**The phrase can also be used in pissed off manner or in a shocked manner**

Alex: Dude! He totally stole my art project idea! This is so ridiculi maxed I can't even take it anymore!
by A-Dizzle Dub November 8, 2007
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female mixer

the act of having a party. the exact opposite of a sausage fest( too many weiners and not enough holes). In which there is an over abundance of holes. far too many for the few weiners to possibly penetrate all of them. A party were u inadvertently have sex with more than one hole at the same party in the same night.
god damn im spent, did u see how many bitchs were at that female mixer. I got busy with 2 or 3 of those hoes.
by joe appenfeldt April 9, 2008
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Mexican Chocolate Mixer

When having anal sex with a heavily tequila-intoxicated individual the penis is pulled out of the anus right before orgasm and shoved into the mouth causing the receiver to vomit creating the mixture of "chocolate," tequila, semen, and vomit.
After leaving the Cinco de Mayo celebration Brigham was saddened to learn that he missed watching Jeremy give Emily a Mexican Chocolate Mixer.
by MojoWojo December 16, 2011
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