mitten sucker

Incredibly stupid child. One who sucks the "juice" from a snowy woolen mitten with no regard to whether it contains any of various contaminants.

"You know Billy, right? The mitten sucker in the 4th Grade. I'd vote him most likely to try to stop a truck with his face."

by Robert LaTuque November 18, 2016

misted zephyr

a wet fart

"He was caught off guard by the gentle misted zephyr that snuck up beneath his pantaloons"

by shaddy 0 January 10, 2017

Mitters well

Slang for might as well

A: I’m going to the bathroom

B: I mitters well go too!

by WhadCalsh32 June 17, 2018

Misted

When u “missed” ur friend

“I misted my Bestfriend sooo much”

by Lkhbgcct February 23, 2018

Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018

Matted

To fuck something up despite best intentions

Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.

by Also your mum January 31, 2019

Mittelschmerz drink

Similar to Mittelschmerz, best or approximately two weeks before your period.

Alcohol drink: gin, tonic, lime, and a whiff of cranberry

EtOH PO: gin, tonic, lime, and a mcg of cranberry

Can I get a glass of Mittelschmerz on the rocks.

What is she drinking? Oh it’s a Mittelschmerz drink.

God my ovaries hurt, pour me a Mittelschmerz.

by TheClitoralHoodlums April 16, 2019