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by overwatch sason5 June 19, 2023

Mitched

To get 'mitched' is nothing other than a bad experience. The term mitched covers a broad set of circumstances however if you're to get mitched you always end up worse off.

If you've been mitched it can be life changing and you can spend many years resenting your experience and angry at life.

If anyone does get mitched we suggest taking a sabbatical in order to come back stronger

I came up with a business model which would generate a huge income for the business and myself. It was such a good idea I visualised myself in a ferrari pulling up to bars in mayfair. This idea was put in place and worked, I was essentially a millionaire. As soon as the money came in I was mitched and mitch pocketed all funds and took credit for the work.

by Den_i_am May 4, 2021

A Mitch

When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.

In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.

by Rozersedge February 1, 2019

Mitch

Someone with an inability to party

Colloquialism: Being a mitch

A person characterised by an inability to party

“I’m going to bed”

“Already? You’re such a Mitch”

by Notdeejay January 9, 2022

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Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies

Mitch Sturkenboom States That Yotuel Sounds Like A Disc Jockey Playlist Mix Of The Band Called The Exies

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Mitch

Mitch is a common American boy’s name, typically short for “Mitchell.” This name could also be unisex. It is rooted from the biblical name, “Michael”, which means “Who is like God?” The name Mitch can also be a name that is used for someone who is chronically online, spends all their free time on Discord, Twitter, and TikTok, and is a self-proclaimed “certified biohazard” and a “danger on the roads”

Aj: “Hey, what’s wrong with that person over there?”

Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He doesn’t shower and spends all of his time on Discord.”

Aj: “Wow, what a loser.”

by ihatetoxicgingers July 10, 2024