Bro I got a new bike!!
*looks at bike*
I thought you were gonna buy something nice but instead u bought this piss missile.
Absolute deathtrap
*looks at bike*
I thought you were gonna buy something nice but instead u bought this piss missile.
Absolute deathtrap
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