The Meach

The Meach is a term defining a mans' achievement to reach the pinnacle of sexual exploration where he will often sport a moustache (fuzzy little man peach from whence it is derived). Extremely proficient in the art of receiving the blow-jay.

Dude, my girlfriends mom is so hot - I wish I was The Meach.

by herbal tea August 27, 2009

Death Match Meeting

When a superior(manager) schedules any meeting over lunchtime without providing lunch and/or does not allow food at the meeting.

My manger just scheduled a death match meeting. I will be lucky to eat today.

by jojob September 25, 2009

Whore Match

A WWE wrestling match where oneor more of the superstars spend the entire match on their back, much like a prostitute.

It sucked, CM Punk spent the whole time on his back. It was whore match.

by Jeremetron April 22, 2011

Nigga matching

describes one person who wears the same color or pattern from head to toe. i.e. Green hat, green shirt, green pants, green shoes.

I told him about nigga matching, now he looks like an orange crayon.

by mo_joe_joe_joe December 18, 2012

peruvian matchbox

Noun; When you light your dick on fire then have sexual intercourse with a four legged animal or a girl doggie style to put the fire out.

Dude I got wasted last week off some tequila and Peruvian flake and gave some poor llama the old Peruvian Matchbox!

by AMIII March 3, 2014

From match to snatch

The amount of time it takes from matching someone on tinder or dating website to having sex with them

My fastest from match to snatch rate for tinder was 3 hours

by Theseabass September 17, 2016

clash match

WHEN AN OUTFIT IS ON POINT BUT IT'S MADE OF DISPARATE ELEMENTS THAT WOULD HELLA LOOK BAD BUT IT SOMEHOW WORKS LIKE A GIN AND TONIC CUZ GIN IS ALMOST AS HORRIBLE AS TONIC WATER BUT THEY MIX GUD

BITCH THOSE SOCKS ARE HIDEOUS BUT THEY CLASH MATCH BITCH

by BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH September 4, 2016