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penalty merchant

A penalty merchant is a football player that likes scoring pent and cannot live without them. Most penalty merchant are from portugal e.g penaldo and penanzez.

Three clubs produce a good number of penalty merchant they are Manchester united, Real Madrid and juventus.
1) ooh Joao Felix is on his way to become a penalty merchant
2) Akinsiku,Mota po,Daniel like to miss penalties unlike chinedu and Alabo who loves scoring them
by Alanco December 31, 2020
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dirt merchant

A person who is employed by the NAVY and disobeys direct orders and regulations. A dirt merchant may also intentionally not salute officers. Also a person who smells of cigarettes, copenhagen, booze, and strippers.
Cody is a real dirt merchant.
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martch

It's the month when sexy people are born.
Oh man I'm born in Martch.
by Isnotmyrealname November 23, 2021
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Cement merchant

A person who has a reputation for getting, or who has actually gotten, their ass kicked in almost every physical altercation they have ever been in, "cement merchant" being indicative of someone who gets knocked down to the ground a lot, and who loses more fights than he/she wins.
"I wouldn't pay that dude running his mouth at you like he's Mr. Tough Guy any mind...he's actually a real cement merchant and probably isn't worth your time."
by Kirk Bradford Myers November 11, 2008
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whitey merchant

; someone who is sick evertime they drink alcohol
'you are a whitey merchant
by oink234 December 10, 2007
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merch

Combination merienda (afternoon snack) and lunch; usually served between noon and afternoon.
I merch during weekends.
by therapist032 August 28, 2010
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dirt merchant

David works as a dirt merchant selling that new development on the north shore
by ufcgooch April 4, 2007
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