message

A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".

Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

goobledygoo message

A message left on a mobile phone while in a hurry and under the influence of alcohol, large amounts of marijuana or a combination of both.

Hey Stu. Left you a goobledygoo message.

by rasheem3 October 11, 2008

gets the message

To understand the real meaning of what someone is trying to communicate.

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I keep dropping hints about a pay rise, but my boss just never gets the message

by anonymous January 22, 2023

Message spam

Message spam is NOT when someone is sending may messages as a part of a bigger message. It's when someone sends many annoying messages with repetitive content, commonly tags which cause a notification.

Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Spam guy: lol
Guy 2: wtf stop the message spam

by This Username is mine March 26, 2018

You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.

A situation where ChatGPT singles you out and refuses your request (e.g., to send a photo of a squeaky toy), even though the same content seems accessible elsewhere, effectively telling you to FRICK off.

Jane: *uploads a photo of a squeaker* How can I put this squeaker in my inflatable dress?
ChatGPT: You’ve reached our limits of messages. Please try again later.

by epic periwinkle master August 21, 2025

National Message To Your Ex Day

National Message To Your Ex Day is on February 15th and is the day you can leave a message about your ex on any social media saying something positive or negative because

It is also the day after Valentines Day meaning love and relationships so why not the day after talk about your ex

On National Message To Your Ex Day I’m going to say what Lil Uzi said in his song Sideline Watching(Hold Up) my ex “ain’t got no respect, they break up with a text”

by I’m a YouTuber February 17, 2020

A message to Chris Williamson

Go fuck yourself Chris. IF MY ACTION does not REMEDY WHAT YOU, THE YOUTUBERS, AND THE PEOPLE AROUND ME ARE DOING... TO ME... THEN THE END RESULT OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME... WILL BE THE RETALIATORY MURDER OF A CHILD... I WILL NOT LET YOU USE THIS TO FORCE ME TO BEHAVE IN A WAY THAT ALIGNS WITH YOUR VALUES.

Hym "So, there is a message to Chris Williamson. He is a piece of shit. When I murder your kid, make sure he does not escape his culpability in the act he provoked. Him and the rest of the filth. I will not learn any lessons. I will not be held accountable. I will murder a child."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2024