mayo dick

A well known nick name of a man famous for sexing jars of mayo with his little weener

Dax sent me mayo dicks screen shots, want them?

by Dax lions September 10, 2016

Stirring the mayo

Female masturbation resulting in creaming.

She prefer stirring the mayo to an actual man!

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

Mayo

Mayo is a kind hearted person which thinks of others before himself. Mayo is a sexy ass beast which gets all the girls. Mayo has a big dick but can also be toxic.

Ayye give up the Mayo

by the discord partner November 9, 2020

mayo wrestling

Covering 2 or more people in mayo, and wrestling till failure

Adam and Stan love mayo wrestling at the weekend

by Mayolad December 4, 2023

mayo

when you are doing something that involves a creamy, white substance that you are eating

makes a sandwich using mayo
other person: omg that's so mayo

by triggered 12 year old August 25, 2018

Mayo

Shortened version of mayonnaise.

What kind of Mayonnaise did you use in the deviled egg mixture?

by William Danoven November 6, 2022

The Mayo Shlip

When you leave an event or gathering without saying goodbye. Also known as an Irish Goodbye.

I was wrecked and wasn't arsed saying goodbye so I did the Mayo Shlip

by Mayo4Sam May 18, 2024