hertakiss maximus

hertakiss maximus. is a bum or homeless person who so banged up, they are the worst looking person you've ever seen.

o shit there's hertakiss maximus digging threw the garbage.

by yam bag December 11, 2006

Maximizing Joy

A catchphrase used by bougie bitches in the suburbs of the Southeastern United States to deceive one’s acquaintances and colleagues into believing they are successful, and well respected professionally. Usually, the phrase is closely followed by claims to be passionate about mundane things that no sane person is passionate about (e.g. work).

If there is one thing I’m passionate about, it’s live music and maximizing joy.

by Below the Hard Deck September 14, 2021

Maximum Dippage

Maximum Dippage is where you giving maximum potential

Aka your the shit

She is giving Maximum Dippage

by sheluvs_daryian June 19, 2022

Maximus

A cool east Indian guy living his life without fear. Stuck in love for a girl he knows he will never get but neither is he giving up. Man has got an issue. Commonly called Horse by his friends. Also, dude plays a lot of video games.

Damn, he is not leaving that women. He is such a maximus.

by _ManiacGamer_ February 19, 2019

Gluttoneous Maximus

A jaw dropping beyond badunkadunk gargantuan ass so large that it must be carefully navigated around. Similar to the wide load vehicles that take up two lanes. Always takes up 2 seats and usually the whole isle

1)Jimmy:How's your girl doin man is she losin weight?

Aaron:Hell naw dog her GLUTTONEOUS MAXIMUS has become so large that it's become an entity unto itself and now she has to get lyposuction to try and free willy so she can function at her job

Jimmy:DAMN! Like DAT?

Aaron:Yea its rough

2 )I was so tired and wanted to sit down in the only seat left on the bus but his gluttoneous maximus took up both seats

by mcdizz November 27, 2009

primus maximus

cumming on my hand

I must use a Kleenex next time I primus maximus

by big butt bob April 10, 2015

Boximus Maximus

The ultimate lunchbox or box.

Joe: Tyler is a lunchbox.

Phil: Yeah, I know. He's the Boximus Maximus.

by ThePope January 19, 2005