bamboo maple

what you tell the cops you thought you were growing

sorry officer, i swear the packet said bamboo maple, i had no idea!

by anon3143 January 2, 2010

maple fever

Falling in love with Canadian girls.

Dude do you have maple fever?

by TrizzyB November 11, 2015

maple teabag

When you dip your balls in pure maple syrup then place them on her face.

James maple teabags his tinder hoe's

by Mapleteabagger March 1, 2018

maple fever

Having the hots for Canadian's

"I Suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls huh? Is that it, you got maple fever?" -South Park

by Ed604 November 9, 2015

maple ridge

maple ridge is the most disgusting city in the lower mainland filled jibs and skids. literally the ugliest more dirtiest place in bc.

“hey were can i get some crack”

“just go to maple ridge bud”

by maheyj June 4, 2020

Monsters Are Due On Maple Street

An epidemic of fear and paranoia in reference to an episode of The Twilight Zone of the same name. The episode is about a hypothetical alien invasion.

The host of Pod Save America used the expression in reference to a Chinese spy balloon and the hysterics that followed.
"The Chinese send a balloon over here and we all go crazy! It’s a real Monsters Are Due On Maple Street vibe."

by GI Jes February 7, 2023

maple fever

Being attracted to Anyone born, and currently living, in Canada.

"Did you hear about Bill's trip to Vancouver? Now he totally has The Maple Fever."

by SpellacyGuy January 2, 2016