Mahniya

A person who is too good to be true. Heavenly.

I often dream of getting married to a Mahniya.

by Maverick! November 23, 2021

Stubs Magnificent

One of the 4 members that makes up the hip hop group The Uncouth. Keep an Eye peeled for their album.

"The Uncouth got the proof, so its crucial we bless'em" - DL from Santa ana.

"Like you eat your girls pussy after I bust my nut" - Stubs Magnificent

by Stubs Magnificent August 28, 2008

bernard manning

an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks

bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL

by Jackroll September 15, 2006

Payton Manning

to stick a regulation sized NFL football in your vagina (females only) or anus (either sex) and exert enough pressure to hurl it at least 40 yards with pin-point accuracy

Man 1: "Hey, Man 2, you wanna do the Payton Manning?"

Man 2: "No man, my butt isn't loose, you should do it with Sally, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway"

Sally: "He's right"

by JT Super Bad December 14, 2008

mannian

The act of declaring an event or occurrence as unprecedented without having examined the necessary evidence to substantiate the claim.

Walt's mannian claim that it had never snowed in Louisiana was clearly unsubstantiated.

by AEGeneral July 2, 2009

mannish assy whiff

The distinct and pungent male anal/butt scent.

Aaron: "Good morning beautiful, can I have some head?"
Emma: "I would sweets, but your mannish assy whiff is making me gag. It's stunk out the whole bed."

by facadie September 28, 2007

magnificent

A new way to describe mentally retarded people because of the fact that the word to describe the mentally retarded keeps getting less insulting. For example It use to be Retarded then mentally handy caped, then special, and now we are to a point where we are saying they are "GIFTED". ( what kind of a gift is being retarded?) so now it has been decided that the mentally impaired will be called magnificent. Witch is now a good new way to make fun of your friends with out them knowing.

Tyler your so "magnificent". I mean seriously what kind of a man craps themselves in the middle of a parking lot.

by Larry Schulze May 2, 2007