Maggie

Maggie will be one of the kindest chicks you know, but everything comes at a cost. She may appear bubbly, happy, cheerful, warm, and loving on the outside, but fear not, she DEFINITELY has a polar opposite side of her. If you piss her off, she may play it off as if it's no big deal, but internally she's screaming at you and near certainly wishing for your death. Maggie has a short temper, a snappy, witty side, quick responses and a sarcastic sense of humour, but her heart is naturally big! :D Although she has a habit of overthinking, overattaching, clinging onto virtually anyone near her, she's always one you can trust to keep your secrets and offer genuine advice too. It's hard for Maggie to take things seriously at times, she may laugh in miserable situations and giggle at catastrophes.. but that's just because she undoubtedly has a psychotic side to her. If you have a Maggie in your life, cherish her! She'll be one of your most loyal friends! Take care of her, she might act out at times, but know that she loves you no matter what <3.. <3

"Hey, I wonder how Maggie's doing these days? She was one of my closest childhood friends."

by mgg aie October 26, 2020

Crying Maggie

when a man is about to ejaculate ,when having sexual intercourse with a woman, he thrustes his male gentials into the woman's nostril causing the male sperm to spurt out of her tesr ducts.

I hate when i get a crying maggie

by John Shaftlickers May 25, 2010

Maggie

A girl who is a big jerk. One you should stay away from. She gossips regularly even about her best friends. She is also very self conscience so she calls girls that are prettier than her ugly.

"Hey Maggie!"
" You're such an ugly butt."

by Maggie(I stink) January 1, 2012

Maggie

A blond white stripper. Has long hair and flirts too much and can't dance but thinks she can

Human: ugh she's dancing again
Human two: is it Maggie?

by A human who was born December 6, 2016

magpie

you may not think so but i can go on like this
all i have to do is close my eyes
and say what i hear

"its really amazing how quickly the weather changes here. i sat in the park yesterday and watched the clouds. a magpie came by really close and stayed for a bit. the closest anyone came this week."

by Krkič June 11, 2019

Maggie

A girl who appears nice but as you get to know her turns mean. She is a backstabber. She is a priss and a teacher's pet. She lies to get her way and make you seem bad. She is very popular and will do anything to out-shine you, even if you're her friend. Stay away from Maggies, They are never good.

"Ew. She is acting like Maggie."
"Wow. Whatta Maggie."

by Brooke Tobin February 28, 2013

landon and maggie

The best couple there is in the world Maggie is always sad and Landon is always there for her when Landon is ever sad Maggie is always there for him they love each other a lot and are the perfect couple

Wow Landon and Maggie are perfect

by ❤️MAGGIE❤️ June 16, 2018