Muff Vision

The art of initiating oral sex with a female by means of staring at her crotch until the sacred act of muffing commences (or until her vagina spontaneously combusts - whichever happens first).

See also: “Muff” ; “Vission”

Used in a sentence:
Activate Muff Vision”
by (The Real) Mr Muff February 27, 2022
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Muff Mingler

Noun: A person who looks for unsuspecting women in public places. A person that dances in a group of women in a night club. A person looking to get laid at any cost. A man or woman looking for sex.
He is a creepy {muff mingler}.
He goes {muff mingling} in the bar.
She was unaware that she was dancing with raging {muff minglers}.
He likes to {muff mingle} in the library.
What a perv, I can't believe I was {muff mingled}.
Even her best friend, was a closet case {muff mingler}.
by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 26, 2012
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Grandma Muff

It's self explanatory. An old woman's vagina. Originated from South Park's "It's a Jersey Thing"
Those panties make me look like I have a grandma muff
by ScUmFoX October 17, 2010
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muff-pounder

1. One who pounds muff.

2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.

3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.
Ex: Dude, once I was done banging her, she called me a Muff-pounder.

Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.

Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!
by Batez& Palautese April 11, 2014
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chutney muff

Steve Longstaff=chutney muff
by Galloz November 26, 2011
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rub the muff

I'm so horny, time to rub the muff!
by Black.Edding November 05, 2015
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Muff Buck

A viral sensation instagram Group who has blown up in the last few weeks, they changed peoples lives🔥🔥🔥
Have u guys seen Muff Bucks new post?

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by muffbuc May 09, 2022
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