The art of initiating oral sex with a female by means of staring at her crotch until the sacred act of muffing commences (or until her vagina spontaneously combusts - whichever happens first).
See also: “Muff” ; “Vission”
Used in a sentence:
See also: “Muff” ; “Vission”
Used in a sentence:
by (The Real) Mr Muff February 27, 2022
Get the Muff Vision mug.by munchdatbeaver_ August 14, 2021
Get the Muff Mouth mug.The patch of facial hair under a man's lower lip that soaks up the pussy juices when going down on a woman. The heterosexual equivalent of the ball tickler.
Man, Jessica got so wet last night when I was performing cunnilingus on her. After she came my muff sponge was soaking wet.
by Suck on these little chinese.. April 21, 2010
Get the muff sponge mug.by ScUmFoX October 19, 2010
Get the Grandma Muff mug.by Chump Diesel January 17, 2009
Get the muff mao mug.1. One who pounds muff.
2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.
3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.
2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.
3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.
Ex: Dude, once I was done banging her, she called me a Muff-pounder.
Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.
Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!
Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.
Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!
by Batez& Palautese April 13, 2014
Get the muff-pounder mug.