Alaskan Mudslide

The act of a male shitting on a females chest followed by smeering the shit all over her torso then facing her toes and hovering over her head while she eats out his anal cavity and the man is titty fuckin her until he cums all over the poop thus making an Alaskan Mudslide.

Anna is a slut she let Mark give her an Alaskan Mudslide while Joey watched.

by mellon juice December 9, 2008

Mudslide

The Mudslide is a variant of the Balderdash sex position.

The Mudslide involves both parties covering their entire bodies in lube. The bottom lies spread eagle on the bed, and the top takes a shit on their chest (or puts shit on their chest). The top then goes across the room, faces the bed, and makes a running leap for their partner, penetrating them in the process.

Girl: "I let you mudslide me before I let you give me a dirty sanchez."
Guy: "Really? Okay!"

by RatherDashing002 February 18, 2010

Canadian Mudslide

Raping a woman with fecal matter first before proceeding to rape her normally. Shit and all. Canadian winters were harsh and cold, so the Canadians had to warm the ass-pipe with shit before rape.

"I wanted to get my rape on, but it was so cold I had to use the Canadian Mudslide."

by Stanly Steamer October 25, 2008

Malibu Mudslide

When you engage in anal sex on a beach.

I took my girlfriend to Ocean City for a Malibu Mudslide last night.

by bertram jennings March 8, 2010

Guatemalan Mudslide

The act of having sex, while releasing ones bolus

Josh was having a dump while his girlfriend was riding him, thus Josh gave his girlfriend a Guatemalan Mudslide

by Galby82 December 3, 2010

Indiana mudshroom slap

While holding the base of your penis to enlarge the head, insert it into the anus of a female. Then pull out and slap her once in the ass. Then insert it again, pull out, and then slap her once again. Repeat this process as fast as you can until you are satisfied with the results.

This is not to be confused with the Florida Swamp Slinger

I was making so much noise last night when i was performing the "Indiana mudshroom slap" i did 72 in one minute.

by thatonebro March 28, 2011

mexican mudslide

you take a shit on a girls titty balls and then piss on it!

I asked if she had seen the Mexican Mudslide that was on the news last night, when she said no but she wants to see what it looked like, I crapped on her chest, whipped out my baby arm, and pissed on it.

by Dean L. September 18, 2008