Melt

An absolute idiot/someone stupid with no common sense.

Kieran is an absolute melt he can't spell anything correctly

by J£nn November 7, 2021

Melted poop

Melted poop - Diarrhea, or loose stool.

5 yr old Daughter - I just went to the bathroom and I have melted poop.

by Myrtlez71 May 16, 2021

melted ice cream

thick cum in a bowl

I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty

by vittusloom August 21, 2023

Melted

When someone does something really well or accomplished something such as , “You meltedthat shit!”. Also could be used to roast someone such as “imma melt yo twig ass”

“You melted that shit”

by Highimhi98 October 24, 2019

Melt

A 'Melt' is a term used to describe someone who is often clumsy, or silly. A 'melt' is a special kind of 'doofus' (but not completely stupid, as that would be rather mean).

Ryan: Eshara, what number are you on now?
Eshara: You don't have my number saved? Gosh, Ryan, you are such a melt.
Ryan: What does that mean?
Eshara: It means you are a special kind of doofus.

Ryan: Oh I see. You are so wise Eshara.

by BubbyPingu November 11, 2022

Melted Welly

A euphemism for a woman’s vulva. Especially a misshapen specimen.

Your mum has a fanny like a melted welly!

by Dave 999 September 17, 2020

Melting

When someone is sucking your dick so hard your semen begins to melt

Usually when someone always talks shit about you, or they’re hating on you

melting = dick sucking

David - “Jim gotta be one of the worst football players in our team”
Steven - “ Lol ong he is just a scared runningback who doesn’t wanna get tackled. he’s the reason why the team lost 3 games in a row this season”
Jim - “holy y’all are melting me like crazy”

by Greenbird1010 December 28, 2023