Meadow

Meadow is a girl who looks innocent and acts it. She’s SUPER popular. But really, she’s an absolute bitch. She has no control and thinks everyone wants to know about her personal life. She’ll come to you bragging about how she made the cheer team or the volleyball team or the basketball team. She’ll tell you all about her boyfriend even if you don’t give a fuck. Never trust her. She will ruin your life and make everyone hate you. If you know a Meadow, get rid of her right now before she can ruin about your reputation. She’ll make you want to kill yourself inside and then make you look like the villain while she acts like a hurt victim for everyone to see.

Person: OMG you’re friends with Meadow?
Other Person: Yeah, why?
Person: Don’t be, she’ll ruin your life.

by ItMeBitch November 16, 2018

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mease ass

One whose personality or personal sense of style is so ridiculous you can't help but think of a word to describe it. Ex. A white kid with a purple doo-rag playing basketball. Takes the place for a duesche-bag. Can also be shortened to mease.

Hey look at J.P. over there playing basketball what a mease ass.

by Elliott November 6, 2004

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meadow muffin

noun, refers generally to horse droppings, because they are about the same size and shape as a banana nut muffin.

Bubba and I played catch with some meadow muffins.

by Warlord_1911 September 24, 2013

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Measure Me Softly

A game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid penises. Whoever has the smallest flaccid penis gets a grade A ass whupping and is humiliated.

Boy scout leader: "Which of you kids wants to play measure me softly?"
Little Boys: "Me! Me!"

by Michael Magnuson February 21, 2008

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