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McDonalds

(1) Where you go to order one black coffee

(2) where you go to get the food you didn't ask for

(3) where you go to get diabetes

(4) where you ask your mom to take you after school but then she says no because you have food at home

(5) They have quarter pounders. They will put pounds on you.

(6) Where you can never get ice cream/Where the ice cream machine is always broken

(7) The place that gave you a stupid mc chicken sandwich on limpy-ass bread that's too depressed to be considered food when you just wanted some chicken nuggets because you haven't eaten all day and you just want your GODDAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS.

(8) Where the happy meal box will haunt your nightmares for the rest of your life.

(9) Where you buy a happy meal just for the toy but then lose it 10 minutes later and your hearts not ready for this kind of grief because demented Pikachu was part of the family.
Ronald McDonald: "Im lovin it"
Me: "I'm gonna kick the McShit out of you if I don't get my chicken nuggets"

Customer: "do you have any napkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "No"
Customer: "Sorry I mean McNapkins"
Mcdonalds Employee: "OH! of course!"
by McHangry March 6, 2020
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Ronald McDonald Hoe

noun

1. An person growing overweight due to their love of McDonalds

verb

2. When you see someone hook up with a clown/fuckboy
Ronald McDonald Hoe- Used when you see someone A, too overweight for dumb reasons, or B, going out with a clown/fuckboy.

“ Girl stop being such a Ronald McDonald Hoe. ”
by SamuSamu69 November 23, 2016
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Lachlan McDonald

Is a chunky cuck that wants to revive a friendzoned relationship with a chunky as girl
Lachlan McDonald takes Talyah to cricket instead of the boys cuz he's a cuck
by Harry Mckee May 8, 2018
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Ronald McDonald Insanity

A Youtube video released in January 2008 that depicts Ronald McDonald in various situations while crazy music plays in the background.
As of this writing, Ronald McDonald Insanity has more than sixteen million views.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
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24 Hour McDonald's

a neighborhood gathering place, not necessarily a fast food restaurant, that as the name suggests, is open 24/7, and where seedy activities, and adventures related to said activities, may, or are perceived to, take place.
the nearest 24 Hour McDonald's to where I live is actually, pardon the pun, a real McDonald's restaurant as well, located the corner of Mackay and St Catherine avenues in downtown Montreal, Canada
by Sexydimma December 19, 2016
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McDonalds

A public toilet with attached restaurant facilities. The high standards of quality and cleanliness seen in the toilets do not apply to the food, however.
"I'll shit myself if I don't find a toilet soon..."
"Use the McDonalds, that's what it's there for."
by Skin January 17, 2005
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McDonalds

The best place to learn Espanol, eat horse meat, get rich, and walk out 20 pounds heavier.
Today I went to McDonalds and learned Spanish, I tasted horse, I am planning to get rich and I walked out 20 pounds heavier!
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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