Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.
Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.
by kyle cota June 28, 2006
Get the Assortative matingmug. term used to describe two female friends who hang out excessively, to the point of disturbing others
Jerf: Hey Jason, what's with Patty and Amina? They're always together?
Jason: I dont know dude, they're clit mates
Jerf: Lol nigga, lol
Jason: I dont know dude, they're clit mates
Jerf: Lol nigga, lol
by Black kid from the bookstore October 7, 2009
Get the clit matemug. by Shelton Morseley November 18, 2013
Get the Ey Matemug. An expression used to describe an occurence which inspires awe. Usually pronounced in a deep nasal voice.
by Gaff November 9, 2005
Get the classic matemug. 1 While driving home yesterday I got the douches on the road put me in douche mate.
2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.
2 John looked around the confrence room and realized he was in total douche mate.
by Surak July 31, 2007
Get the Douche Matemug. Also knows as a "Freeway Friend" (United States, Canada, Australia, South Africa) is a term used to describe a motorist directly in front/behind you who is on a similarly long journey on the same motorway/freeway, especially at night and when driving alone.
Though you have never and are never likely to meet the person driving, you form a bond with them and can take comfort in the fact that you're not the only one driving hundreds of miles.
Becoming more common now with the invent of Adaptive Cruise Control.
Though you have never and are never likely to meet the person driving, you form a bond with them and can take comfort in the fact that you're not the only one driving hundreds of miles.
Becoming more common now with the invent of Adaptive Cruise Control.
A somewhat sad feeling came over me when my Motorway Mate pulled off at the junction. I then felt like I was the only one on the M6 that night.
Though I had been following my Freeway Friend for a while, he began slowing his pace so I put the foot down and overtook.
I was following my Motorway Mate using my new Adaptive Cruise Control when he pulled off at the services, so had to resort back to normal Cruise Control.
Though I had been following my Freeway Friend for a while, he began slowing his pace so I put the foot down and overtook.
I was following my Motorway Mate using my new Adaptive Cruise Control when he pulled off at the services, so had to resort back to normal Cruise Control.
by SoldierBhoy April 23, 2011
Get the Motorway Matemug. Coined and written about by Tucker Max and Dr. Geoff Miller in their book, Mate. The environment that available suitors are available to date.
by Banks712 November 15, 2018
Get the mating marketmug.