douche masochist

A douche masochist is an unusual douche who actually knows he's a douche but revels in the pummeling he takes because of his douchebag ways.

Sir Dick is a Douche Masochist because he knows he's a douche and goes out of his way to provoke getting shit on for it.

by speedshift September 17, 2014

micah mason

A sexy,and good hair looking guy.Gets lots of girls.He balls up on any sports and games, and is a beast at sex

I wish I could be like Micah Mason!!!!!

by DRAGONSLAYER111 September 6, 2016

Food masochist

when u eat food ur body cant handle or eat food that is too spicy/salty/sweet etc but you still eat it bc ! u hate urself anyway and 2 u dont give a shit

"im such a food masochist!!!"

"a what"
"i ate ice cream yesterday but im lactose intolerant so i shat my brains out!!!"

by Transdicky June 22, 2016

hannah mason

hannah mason is the kewlest dude out there😎 she is very small and looks like she is nine but she isn’t really. she is very kind :) she is a very epic specimen and is iconic. she is very lit at dancing and is a proper fitty. she is a real ghee and is very relevant. all peasants should bow down to her lol.

be gone peasants hannah mason is approaching

by danielle cohns belly button August 6, 2019

Egghead Mason

This bitch’s head is shaped like an egg. He facetimes you a shit ton and plays Madden a lot. However, he gives you his complete attention (when he feels like it) and he radiates a shit ton of crackhead energy. This bitch isn’t afraid of calling someone out and snitching on someone because they’re hurting his friend. Pick a fight with him, you’re gonna fucking lose.

Egghead Mason is such a bitch but he’s the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet.

by clarize March 19, 2020

Big Mason

A large lad named mason

That is a Big Mason

by Wimpydoodle May 19, 2020

The mason

When u go to High School You find the ugliest year 10 and start dating her so u can brag to your friends that you have a girlfriend and be a simp.

The Mason is when You are new to High School and you want a Girlfriend so you find the worst year 10 and date her so you can brag to your friends and be a simp.

by deez almonds 420 March 26, 2021