David Letterman

Former comedian and current talkshow host originally from Indianapolis, Indiana. Host of the Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. He is known for his foul mouth and dry sense of humor. He is probably the biggest mouthpiece for the state of Indiana.

I hate David Letterman. He sucks.

by [e-mail] October 8, 2007

Clitty Litter

Vaginal debris. Found in and around a women's underwear.

"Get the scoop, my girlfriend left some clitty litter in my hamper."

by Jtron 3000 September 28, 2005

Won the lottery

1. Brilliant excuse for leaving school/work for an extended period of time after:
a) getting knocked up
b) being incarcerated
c) catching an STD

2. To have the offspring of a celebrity or be adopted by one

1. We discovered Heather lied to us about winning the lottery in college when we saw her 7-year-old child at our 5-year reunion.

2. Guy 1: Did you hear Dave Chappelle won the lottery?
Girl 2: He did?!?
Girl 1: Yeah, he fathered Oprah's baby!

by greymouse258 July 11, 2011

Nigga Lottery

The NBA or NFL draft, since so many black players become millionaires as a result.

"Derrick Rose was the #1 pick for the Bulls in the Nigga Lottery."

by Roguespeak May 10, 2009

four-lettered man

N. A variation of three-lettered man, referring to a male homosexual. The four letters refer to Homo.

We don't hang out with John. We've heard he's a bit of a four-lettered man.

by One dude. May 24, 2009

thirteen letter shit spreader

CB Slang for an International truck

-Skunk Gizzard: Breaker. Breaker. This is the Skunk Gizzard calling out for anyone descending from the heavens of Big Snowy Creek (Road); Come back.
-Liplash: Liplash has his ears on. Go ahead.
-Skunk Gizzard: Go easy on my back door. I got a thirteen letter shit spreader playing cargo to a Pete with it's jake on. If you're comin' down strong, be forewarned that there's no way around. Over.
-Liplash: That's a big 10-4 Gizzard. Thank you for the heads up. Much appreciated.
-Triple S No One / Triple S #1 (possible future handle for the president of SuperScoutSpecialist): This is Triple S No One callin' for Skunk Gizzard and Liplash. An extended warning regarding that Catter-fillered Peter. Come back
-Skunk Gizzard: Go ahead
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP (Driver of Peterbilt): I resemble that. Come back.
-Triple S No One: We're double teaming this road whore. He's my chute and I'm his pusher-upper. You got an okay on the go-around but unless you want to be in the way during or on your way to, the next flight to heaven, it'd be best to get in the rocking chair on this ride. Over.
-Skunk Gizzard: ~click~
-Liplash: ~click~
-DP: I'll be one seat up from you til I take a hard Paint Bank up to the 64 Triple S. Over.
Triple S No One: ~click~

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

too many letters; didn't manage

One can say about something inappropriately lengthy. Abbreviation is tml;dm.

x: Dude, you're totally have to check it out!
y: too many letters; didn't manage :(

by nefis February 6, 2009