Lumberhack

The process of software development in an environment of ever sprouting problems. The more trees you hack down, the more that grow beneath your feet.

We need to lumberhack that feature into production.

by GeraldTheBikeEater November 12, 2019

Lumber jack

Its a dealer

-I'm gonna get some treez

-what's your lumber jack?

by Iuqurhua January 26, 2022

Stumpy lumber jack

To wake up with morning wood late for work show up and your dick gets caught in a wood chipper.

Mike woke up with morning wood tripped and fell in a wood chipper,oh I guess you can say he called now a stumpy lumber jack. Careful working around the equipment boys don't want to stumpy lumber jack yourself.

by Pours when it rains December 12, 2023

slumberjack

The act of waking up with morning wood, and trying to think of a desturbing image to effectively "chop down the morning wood.

I woke up this morning with maaaad wood, and I slumberjacked away. TIMBERRRR!!!

by emperorshin January 10, 2014

slumberjacking

Masturbating a predefined sleeping apparatus, such as a bed, sleeping bag, or hammock. Often with the intention of passing the fuck out after.

I can't go tonight bro, gonna hit the hay, maybe do some slumberjacking first.

by Shaboyjay August 14, 2014

Lumberdick

Someone who is infatuated with lumberjacks, their culture, and heritage. They can usually be found sending lumberjack memes in debaucherous group chats

Logan is such a lumberdick, I think he jacked off onto a tree the other day!

by Reidestroyer July 28, 2016

Slumberjack

Waking up to being jerked off.

To Tristan’s surprise, he woke up from his dream of spicy chicken sandwiches to being slumberjacked by his older sister, Becky!

by rrrrrob April 19, 2018