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The kind of guy who’ll lead you on and reject you three times every time but you’re too stupid to realize it because you’re a sad in love individual.
Friend A: I just got rejected by Lorenzo again
Friend B: dude are you dumb?
Lorenzo by FlowerGirlMia July 17, 2021
Lorenzo is an asshole, but he can't help it and sometimes tries to help but says the dumbest shit
Guy 1: Yo can you help me out bro
Lorenzo: I would beat the shit out of the personification of life
Lorenzo by Dhehvrjdjsjwje August 3, 2021
the most amazing bf you can ever have, he is the sweetest boy you will ever meet even tho he’s weird sometimes
“hey do you know lorenzo”
“yeah he’s chloe’s bf”
“wow he seems so cool
lorenzo by ~chloe~ September 22, 2021
Bitch ass nigga! Probably italian, eats pasta. Usually acts like a Karen.
Guy 1: that dude is a bitch ass.
Guy 2: his name is lorenzo.
Lorenzo by Zajo69 November 21, 2021

Lorenzo Diaz 

a sexy hot man that is horny 24/7. likes soccer much more than sleeping. is a whitsican and a “mirrey”. it’s the definition of fuck boy. loves watching netflix and enjoys food. hi is a romantic man and a beast in bed
person 1: omg is that lorenzo diaz??

person 2: there is only one of them

person 1: omg he is so hot
Lorenzo Diaz by re.sanchezzzzz07 November 22, 2021
Lorenzo is the typical shy and unsure boy, but if he opens his heart to you he will turn out to be a totally different person! He doesn't have many close friends and doesn't believe in love, but if you are the right person for him he will never get rid of you. Treat him right, hurt him once, and he'll hate you for life.
Person 1: Who is Lorenzo?
Person 2: Idk.
Lorenzo by DragonFire777 November 22, 2021