Tele-loafing

The act of being physically located at your computer in your office, cubicle or other workplace, but wasting time on your office computer on personal matters as if you were at home. It is the opposite of tele-commuting or tele-working.

Mary was so proud of herself about how she got so much done at the office today, updating her facebook page and all. It was another productive day of tele-loafing.

by Scroh April 25, 2009

Tard Loaf

A person who is rather stupid, ditsy, clumsy or a combination of the three. ( This is similar to a Tard Muffin though symtoms come in larger doses.

(something weird happens)
Person A: Wait...... Wha?!?!?!
Person B: Dude, stop being such a Tard Loaf!!!

by Lainer and Maleria August 22, 2008

warm loaf

Slang for a vagina

"I'm going to put my dick in her warm loaf"

by Handledick April 21, 2016

loafing the mule

A male masturbating

"Yeah man I didn't hook up with that girl last night, so I ended up going home and loafing the mule"

by stu2.0 February 3, 2010

soup loaf

food of the gods..... or satan at least... combine all edible things in a pan with some soy sauce and water (make sure u add a whole banana) and boil, pour into a loaf pan, add flour, bake at 500 degrees for 45 min or so

yummmm soup loaf!

by muffin queen February 3, 2004

Shit loaf

A Shit loaf is when you have fallen down because you are so drunk you accidently shit yourself. Hours later when you wake up in a pool of you own vomit (well you hope its your own vomit) you find that a shit loaf has developed in your pants.

A Shit loaf is basically just a slab of shit stuck to the back of your leg.

Andy: "Yo Neil you smell hella fine"
Neil: "Yeah I a major shit loaf going on"

by Andrew Hardman August 30, 2006

sofa loaf

State in which your dick is neither hard nor flaccid...It resemble the firmness of a loaf of bread.

Wow, after watching that hottie Rosie O'Donnell...I was sporting a pretty sweet sofa loaf.

by T@R December 31, 2006