Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily

Dude nice limp macaroni.

by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018

limping balls

Balls that became so small like a limping cow.

Kevin's limping balls are fartingly painful after a major shook up at the Jerking club.

by Mewmewcow September 21, 2017

Limp Mouthing

A female or male that sucks so much dick that their lips puff up, causing them to look like one of the Jenners.

Did you see Jessica? Yeah, shes always been known limp mouthing.

by Irish Frederick October 4, 2017

dick limping

Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.

My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.

by dick limper October 11, 2017

limp afro

When your pubes are so covered in jizz they sag

It's actually makes it a lot easier to shave when u got a limp afro you don't even need to put shaving cream on

by Spoon MA anus October 18, 2017

limp bug

Limp bug is where a bunch of guys get I a train and jerk off into each other's mouths.

John:Guys that limp bug was awesome at the party last night.

by Love your moms partners October 26, 2017

Limpe

Referring to yourself. Me

Limpe handsome. Limpe stronger than you.

by Herculesnaga November 21, 2017