A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
by WhoGivesADan May 06, 2019
Referring to yourself. Me
Limpe handsome. Limpe stronger than you.
by Herculesnaga November 21, 2017
by realbrian September 12, 2019
When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.
Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.
by Colt 40 Feinberg April 01, 2021
a bitch boy who stays tiny and limp and wants to simp for and be humiliated by one women only forever. He is so in love with this girl. He is now limp unless she allows him to be hard. She basically owns him, turned him into a lil bitch boy who begs to have his tiny balls, and limp dicklett smacked. She has turned him into such a bitch boy that he will leak and moan like a girl and now he is owned forever by her and can never get hard for another woman again.
“Bro, I’m so in love with this girl I can’t get hard to anything except her I can’t wait to be her limp bitchboi for the rest of my life.”
(Girl) “I love that my limp bitchboi he is mine and only mine he can never cheat he can’t even grow past 1 inch with out me, haha, and he is so sensitive when it comes to me he literally begs for me slap his little balls and clitty and he moans like a bitch and he can’t help it.”
(Girl) “I love that my limp bitchboi he is mine and only mine he can never cheat he can’t even grow past 1 inch with out me, haha, and he is so sensitive when it comes to me he literally begs for me slap his little balls and clitty and he moans like a bitch and he can’t help it.”
by Lovemygfithurt July 31, 2024
by Noodlez4dayz June 13, 2011
by Limp Dimf August 15, 2017