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Lick it, Don’t Ticket 

When you lick a Statey’s cock to avoid a traffic ticket
So, I got pulled over for speeding, so I decided to do Lick it, Don’t Ticket
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lick your crown 

euphemism for eating pussy
You won't just have to polish my scepter
I will also lick your crown (pussy)
lick your crown by [SOG] March 24, 2020

lick drippings

The love juices from oral sex that make for a soggy area.
After Joe had gone down on Sally for 30 minutes the bed was soaked with lick drippings.
lick drippings by Vox Popeye November 18, 2020

Lick dick l'amor 

Fictional cowboy character who rides e range giving indescriminate head to every willing cowboy he meets hence by extension anyone who engages in this practice
I met this woman at a lake party this weekend.shes a real lick dick l'amor ya know?

Lick your brain 

To find someone’s intellectual capacities so sapiosexually stimulating that you want to figuratively make out with their brain
Oh damn, I love how you described that- lemme lick your brain.
Lick your brain by Niomeblack October 15, 2021

Lick a wall 

An insult for an idiot who everyone would be better off if they caught Covid-19.
Piss off and go lick a wall. I wish she would just go find a wall to lick. You can go and lick a wall.
Lick a wall by Lickyloulou January 26, 2022