Lead Man Ass

NOUN: Complicated medical condition resulting from sitting too long on one's dead ass. Presents with the following symptoms: Easily irritable, Pot Belly, Reddening Hair, Erectile Dysfunction.

"Man, I heard he got Lead Man Ass!"
"That's terrible!"

by Thatonedudeattherailroad June 8, 2021

shop lead

something that is very gay. it is put in place so the teacher does not have to do anything but sit there

Teacher and mini teacher

by mike November 13, 2003

Lead Sled

A big old heavy car that handles like a boat and may or may not go fast in a straight line

This old lead sled may be fast in a drag race, but if you think you can take that winding mountain pass at any speed in it, you're crazy

by AmyIsGay December 8, 2024

Leading someone on

To use someone for love or manipulate their feelings for attention or other selfish reasons.

To persuade someone into believing something is not true. Most of the time, Love, attention, money or other things are the reason.

In some cases, the person who is leading the other on might be in a relationship. That is twice as bad. I am sorry.

Gabe: "Alexander was leading Katrina on for months and she didn't even know!"
Alexander: "I was bored. I have a girlfriend already."
Helen: "Oh wow-"

Adrian: "Leading someone on is such a terrible thing to do. What's wrong with you?"

by bamwamshabam January 10, 2025

All roads lead to Rome

(typically whenever someone makes art) any path that someone takes will lead to rule34

Person 1: i made cool art
Person 2: all roads lead to rome

by slimveil August 12, 2025

Second Lead Syndrome

Second Lead Syndrome is when the main character of a show/book is in a love triangle and the main character is leaning towards the primary lead/ the first love interest but the audience is rooting for the second lead/ the second love interest to end up with the main character.

Me: “Ugh, I really want belly to end up with Conrad, they have YEARNED for each other !!”

Friend: “Oh wow, you’ve got second lead syndrome bad”

by GraceFace08 September 8, 2025

Years of Lead Paint

Neologism proposing the current (or future) era of American political violence as being comparable to the Italian “Years of Lead”. Modified to make reference to the side effects of lead exposure.

“Did you hear what happened today?”

“Yeah, I think we’re in the Years of Lead Paint now”

by UrbanDefiners September 10, 2025