to lay down the law

to take a shit/crap
to poop
to make toilet soup

That crazy lady ran out in middle of the park, dropped trou, then layed down the law in plain view of everyone.

After eating all that Indian food, I have to lay down the law! Where's the toilet?

by antitrustfund October 22, 2009

Lay

Term used by the YouTuber Duke Dennis when he does a great move on 2k and then makes the basket

Character does a step back behind the back fade-away and he makes the shot Duke will then say “Lay”

by theboiyouknewbutyoudidntknow April 18, 2019

Lay a patch

To take an enormous shit in a hurry.

I laid a patch.

I will lay a patch.

Did you lay a patch?

I need to lay a patch, I will be right back.

Fred: "Yo! I forgot to wipe my ass after laying a greasy ass patch."

Dave: "Damn dude. Did you use your hands?"

Fred: "Hell no, I used your mothers bed sheets."

by MRT7776GKK December 30, 2010

lay's it down

that is how we do it. this the way in which we do it. the act of doing something.

we do it this way in emporia cause that's how we lay's it down!

by kay "mf" jay September 18, 2006

lay down and wear it

owning up to a misfortune or bad mistake.

person1:man i just lost $500 gambling
person2:lay down and wear it!!!!!!!!!

by sbeezy March 23, 2009

Lay down and piss

To urinate whilst laying down comfortably

Bouie likes to lay down and piss all day

by Replacement Devin August 16, 2011

lay down a log

to take a large shit

yeah mate ill be right back just gotta lay down a log

by citropussy January 25, 2016