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Luke

A man with an abornormally large penis. He tends to often talk about his thrilling sex life, whilst being a virgin.
“Wow! Have you seen that picture of Luke’s Penis?”

“Yes! He’s so dreamy and hung like a horse!”
by quidlad January 22, 2019
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The ugliest ( but kind of funny /charming) boy you'll ever meet in your life, he has the smile of a tumor and can always be replaced.
"That boy luke is a real cheeser"
by 4N0MYN0US September 5, 2018
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A good runner who Goes to St Augustines College and is in 7.3. He's 'Special'.
Thers 'Luke'
by DM @ Saints September 18, 2018
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A smartass young man who smokes meth, gets drunk, and beats women on a daily basis.
Look at Luke over there all fucked up and what not. His personality matches the wife beater he's wearing.
by Carlos024 October 2, 2018
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A tail jockey who likes Tesco own chocolate more than the real stuff, he also thinks he’s as big as badamanda when in actual fact he’s get the fist of fire from a hamster.
“Luke is a right tail jockey
by Beaneyman May 18, 2018
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Luke is by far the most attractive boy at your school. He’s absolutely perfect.He’s charming,cute,talented,kind,caring, and so much more. He’s one of the greatest friends you could ever ask for, he will never leave your side. He is protective over the ones he loves. he’s an amazing friend, but an even better boyfriend. He’s sporty. Amazing at fighting (Boxing) , and football. He is musically and artistically talented too. If you are lucky enough to know a Luke, keep him around. He’s a strait up blessing. Every girl is swooning over him. They all want to be with him, but he tends to fall for the unpopular, lowkey, loyal girls. Don’t lose a Luke’s trust, it’ll be the biggest mistake of your life.
Girl: OMG! He’s so dreamy, must be a Luke

Boy: ayeeee he’s so fit, that must be my boy Luke
by Angel_with_horns June 25, 2019
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A fucking fag that always wants his way in everything he does and things he’s sexy but he’s just a white boy in the corner dealing drugs with his fucking grandma
Luke: A FuckTard little shit that deals drugs with his grandma
by Jacobsgay July 30, 2019
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