loasderve

V. To love in a "love all human-kind" sort of way. With no sexual innuendos intended.

I loasderve you my friend.
Paul, I cannot even loasderve you after your antics.

by not paul, someone cooler November 8, 2008

Loaf Bread

When a girl is getting tit fucked while the guys dick is cover in bread crumbs.

Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."

Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading

Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."

Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."

by Mr.Endurance April 23, 2014

douche loaf

More than just a slice of douche.

Person 1: Man, that guy is such a douche loaf.
Person 2: Yeah, he's more than just a slice of douche.

by DrOctagonapus February 4, 2010

turd loaf

similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.

(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"

by Ultimate mad tank February 7, 2010

Dirty Loaf

The act of offering someone a sandwhich and instead of using butter use the piece makers own ejaculate

I made my mum a sandwhich last night from that dirty loaf

by BeastaaH January 9, 2011

Meat loaf plate

A plate made entirely out of meat loaf. Very feasible and functional.

Chris loves to order a large meat loaf plate

by Derek1224679535 June 5, 2011

kneeing a loaf

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.

"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

by Dr. Phil O'Boogie January 5, 2009