Tard Loaf

A person who is rather stupid, ditsy, clumsy or a combination of the three. ( This is similar to a Tard Muffin though symtoms come in larger doses.

(something weird happens)
Person A: Wait...... Wha?!?!?!
Person B: Dude, stop being such a Tard Loaf!!!

by Lainer and Maleria August 22, 2008

warm loaf

Slang for a vagina

"I'm going to put my dick in her warm loaf"

by Handledick April 21, 2016

sea loaf

A loaf that swims in the sea and sucks up all the bacteria

Woah a Sea loaf

by Tsilkky July 16, 2016

soup loaf

food of the gods..... or satan at least... combine all edible things in a pan with some soy sauce and water (make sure u add a whole banana) and boil, pour into a loaf pan, add flour, bake at 500 degrees for 45 min or so

yummmm soup loaf!

by muffin queen February 3, 2004

Loafed up

1. To get into a relationship

2. To fall in love

3. To get picked up

4. Smashed & pressed together like a piece of bread before you cook it

On brand with being “cuffed”

“I’m trying to get loafed up like a piece of bread”

by BlackSunflowerBears August 29, 2021

Shit loaf

A Shit loaf is when you have fallen down because you are so drunk you accidently shit yourself. Hours later when you wake up in a pool of you own vomit (well you hope its your own vomit) you find that a shit loaf has developed in your pants.

A Shit loaf is basically just a slab of shit stuck to the back of your leg.

Andy: "Yo Neil you smell hella fine"
Neil: "Yeah I a major shit loaf going on"

by Andrew Hardman August 30, 2006

sofa loaf

State in which your dick is neither hard nor flaccid...It resemble the firmness of a loaf of bread.

Wow, after watching that hottie Rosie O'Donnell...I was sporting a pretty sweet sofa loaf.

by T@R December 31, 2006