i'll cut you

I'll cut you is a term used when someone wishes to acquaint someone's skin with a sharp object, most usually a knife.

Girl 1: "Haha, and I just, like, couldn't believe she said that!"
Girl 2: "If you don't shut up, I'll cut you."

by KristenSaysHi February 3, 2014

yhu find as he'll i won't yhu

I "ghetto" phrase made as a joke, aimed at people who tend to speak in a "ghetto" manner. The meaning of the phrase is actually "You fine as hell, I want you" but was changed to "yhu find as he'll i won't yhu" to imply that a primarily "ghetto" male was showing interest in an attractive female. It is supposed to imitate bad spelling and auto-correct in a sentence. The phrase is primarily used to show attraction in a person, and essentially wanting to date.

*man sees attractive female on Instagram*
Man: Ooh, she fine as hell, I want her. Lemme comment on her post.
*yhu find as he'll i won't yhu*
Man: Damnit auto-correct

by ZbIsMe23 October 1, 2020

I'll lick your clit

The equivalent of I'll suck your dick, but for women.

A woman is the only means of attaining something you desire, so you are willing to go down on her for what you want.

Commonly used by males on female drug dealers or male's seeking to get laid.

1: "I need this job, I'll do anything!"
2: "Like?"
1: "I'LL LICK YOUR CLIT!"

by The Lazer Viking February 14, 2008

i'll call you

Literal meaning: 'I do not plan on calling you, EVER.'

Often said by a man to a woman at the end of a date, because he is too much of a coward to just honestly tell her that it is not going to work out, and that he does not want to call her.

After the end of a lousy date, Chandler said to Joanna, "I'll call you," even though he had no intention of calling her.

by Linda Harper August 15, 2004

ya'll're

A triple contraction of "you" "all" and "are"; like "couldn't've, shouldn't've, wouldn't've, etc." Used mainly by native Southerners, good way to identify a native Southerner.

"Ya'll're fuckin idiots."

by Tenn March 11, 2006

We'll sleep when we're dead.

Unofficial stagehand/techie motto.

Techie 1: How long is this call gonna last?

TD: As long as it takes. If we're here at midnight and it's not done, we keep going.

Techie 2: It's OK, we'll sleep when we're dead.

by We'll sleep when we're dead. December 28, 2005

you'll get yours

Something you say to or about someone that has done wrong to someone/something else implying what goes around comes around.

"I think his wife caught him with another woman in the church confessional booth; and now it's too late for him to lose the weight he used to need to throw around. I hear she has already talked with the local mob boss....."

by P.Lesh May 7, 2004