family link

a stupid app that makes kids kill themselves

son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????

hey I am currently using family link for my child right now

by Lablesss March 7, 2023

The Greatest link

The Rick roll link is the greatest link of all time for many reasons like it's a good way to troll your friends and get back at them for something they did

The greatest link is exactly what it is it is the greats link of all time :)

by Creation error 2816 February 19, 2022

The Greatest link

The Rick roll link is the greatest link of all time for many reasons like it's a good way to troll your friends and get back at them for something they did

The greatest link is exactly what it is the greatest link that was ever made

by Creation error 2816 February 19, 2022

ninja link

v., to surreptitiously link somebody to another site (especially goatse or tub girl)

"Check this link out!"
"AGH! THAT'S NOT CNN! THAT'S GOATSE! You ninja-linked me!"
"heheh... pwnt."

by inkdrinker April 24, 2003

chink-a-link

voice pedagogy: a class taught by a person of Asian descent that deals with chinks in the muscles of the throat.

God dammit...I have to go to chink-a-link today.

by jDogg February 25, 2005

cuban link

the best rapper ever!!! his raps are just words or wisdom. not like thet typical rap song. "oh im so hot and rich. all girls love me..."

Prison Wisdom.... one of cuban links songs

by Kelsey101010101010101010101010 June 21, 2008

Bobo link

To receive dome aka a fallacious act on human male penis at a music festival, preferably in Northern California. A Bobo Link may occur in similar situations but only in public and under the auspices of music and like crowd traffic.

Dude, last night I wondered into this hippy encampment and I was bobo linked by two feral overweight gypsy's whom gave me this awful rash; the drum circle was totally killer bro, awesome bongos!"

by Master Raul Duke...Esquire.... April 7, 2010