Ling Ling

The neighbor's kid, to whom your mom won't stop comparing you to. He has mastered every instrument, pratices 40 hours a day all the while studying medicine/being a doctor.

Mom: My son is practicing for a competition
Ling Ling's Mom: My son won that competition when he was 6 years old, he practices 40 hours per day you know.
My Mom: My son got accepted to Julliard
Ling Ling's Mom: My son TEACHES at Julliard AND is a Doctor. He got his medical degree when he was 12 years old.
My Mom: Wow! I wish my son was more like Ling Ling.

by chudieu101 September 26, 2021

Ming Ling

A girl that wants to live in the house with the new addition that was made just for her.

Hey little Ming Ling wanna hear me sing?

by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022

Ling Jing

A girl that only Jeff will love. The most beautiful girl and smart and patient, a girl who is quiet but noisy when there’s no one

Ling Jing is my gf

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Ding a ling

A bestie who won’t tell you who their crush is.

Bestie#1: I like someone, heeh!
Bestie#2: OMG WHO JDNDJSJS?
Bestie#1: I’m not telling you, HAH!
Bestie#2: Ugh, why are you being a ding a ling!?
ding dong poophead

by LC15 January 26, 2018

da-ling

when people can't call you darling and daddy at the sametime

da-ling good morning

by scorta consumer of cum December 29, 2020

Ling Ching How

A chinese person whos eyes are 0.5 cm wide and likes burgers and beating yousef in ufc

Man like Jordan-Ling Ching How

by Yung_bux October 24, 2018

Ling

Another word for lying or lied.

Gamer 1: "Bruh where are you I thought you joined the match?"
Gamer 2: "It says I joined I don't know dude."
Gamer 1: "Ling, check your ping."

by bsodcat November 20, 2020