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Kyle

Best plant dad in the world. Super swag. He’s confident and ambitious. Pretty cute too. Would NEVER ghost you. Big wine guy. Grandmas love him. Dogs love him. Everyone loves him. He’ll never let your pretty little hands touch the bill #gentleman Only downfall is not only will he cry over spilt milk, he may die because of it
Who’s that? Oh that’s the president of the debate team, Kyle!
by swagplantboy December 21, 2022
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To punch, kick, or otherwise perforate drywall or similar surface for amusement, especially when fueled by Monster Energy, NOS, malt liquor or other unsavory beverage.
Brundon and I were several PBRs deep when we decided to go Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and started to Kyle every wall in my stepdad Jerry's home.
by Godel Beckham Jr. November 4, 2021
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Kyle

KYLE GAMER
by YumYim October 28, 2019
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Kyle

A monster energy addict who will steal your girl or most likely break your heart
“I got hurt by a boy
“Omg he’s such a Kyle”
by Eksaldoomjou September 2, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is a great person very sweet, and great to cuddle with but doesn’t really like affection.
by Joel æsthetic August 2, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle will be the sweetest person you've ever met, he'll always be there for you no matter what and always listen to you. He gives amazing advice on anything and everything. You guys will bond super quickly and trust each other more than anything. Kyle has been through ups and downs and understands you more than anyone else. If you ever come across a Kyle, talk to him, bond with him, you definitely won't regret it. He has the best jokes and will always make you laugh when you're sad, and he will certainly be the funniest person you've ever met. He would take a bullet for you.
by I love fishies November 17, 2022
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Kyle

The poor kid at school who always gets asked if he drinks a shot on of monster when he's just a normal person trying to get by in life.
Jacob: Hey your names Kyle right? Have you ever had a monster?

Kyle: No I dont even like monster.
by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019
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