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Knowhere

A cryptic form of spoken exclamation that seems to be to no one, for no one, said out of nowhere, but is spoken for a certain party to casually overhear, and is meant to critiscize something that party had done in the past that the speaker knows well about without direct confrontation.
If you are tattled on for mocking a peer by saying of their appearance. ''They look like a monkey and a giraffe had a baby.'' Then a few days later you are with that person and you over hear them saying of something else, ''You know, I think I would say that even looks like the offspring, of say...a monkey and a giraffe.'' Leaving you in a confused state of paranoia that they had learned of your mocking them and are now telling you they know by speaking in a Knowhere.
by Russell Jay December 14, 2006
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knowmer

Something that due to its obvious nature should already be known. It should not need to be explained.
Dirk's breath was terrible when he tried to kiss Jennifer. If he had any sense about himself he would know that having fresh breath when you kissed a girl was an knowmer.
by ghamie March 29, 2009
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knowledge organization

An organization where the employees sit in front of computers most of the day.
"Hey man, you look pasty and round. Anything wrong?"

"Yeah, I got a job working at a knowledge organization."
by pastyandround December 12, 2009
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knowledgeable testical

use in the same vain as Clever Dick, or Smart Arse, to be used after a person has made a statment, or knows everything, Generally used by posh people who are trying to be "hip" and on the "download" with the "kids"
by the next name maker February 5, 2010
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Knobies

To give oral sex to a male; Slang for "giving head"
Pronounced: NOB-EE-S
by snowflakee January 5, 2010
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knowledgeconduit

Means of knowledge transference; knowledge matters; that have been shaped by humans into a meaningful; instructional model where the teacher is the knowledge conduit and the classroom environment is organized to facilitate the teacher as; The Knowledge Conduit #KM. Diffusion is well defined in the literature in a concept known as Codification and Diffusion Theory, or CD Theory (Boisot 1994); platform or "Knowledge Conduit" connects visitors to the resources available; the teacher is the knowledge conduit and the classroom environment is organized to facilitate the teacher as the knowledge conduit; knowledge conduit model involves the synthesis of ideas
Twoway knowledgeconduit can b followed in gentle pursuit.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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knowledge knob

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010
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