knob chocolate

When you are having anal sex with a girl and you pull you're knob out and it is covered in the girls shit and the girl then continues to lick it off

"I was fuckin my girlfriends ass and she ate the knob chocolate"

by bumlove December 31, 2007

Knob Head

my brother

Yo bro he's a 'he's a knob head'

by wagonepiftingwhatsyourbbmpin March 23, 2017

Knob Polishing

To get your dick sucked.

Person: Interested?
Me: In a knob polishing?
Me: Why certainly!

by Kyo November 16, 2003

knob rot

The disease responsible for any man needing to become circumcised in adulthood instead of as a baby. Other medical reasons will be cited, but those are obviously all lies employed to cover the embarrassing truth.

Knob rot can be avoided by careful daily cleansing and keeping things safe during sex.

First guy: I was circumcised at 22 because my foreskin wouldn't retract properly.
Second guy: A likely story. Admit it - you had knob rot!
Third guy: Three words, dude - soap. And. Water. Keep it clean next time!

by Jennan_the_Mad February 8, 2008

knob-gobbler

A knob-gobbler is a cocksucker.

A lot of us cadets are knob-gobblers!

by USAF Cadet October 31, 2020

big knob

large penis, well endowed male of any species

"when the vicar showed me his big knob at the village fair, my eyes began to water."

by tp July 15, 2004

Puttie knob

Flaccid penis.

When my mate is on drugs and he goes to a knocking shop but cant get it up.

by Savak Limbuwala September 18, 2003