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Knee-vember

/niˈvɛmbə/
noun
1. the eleventh month of the year, in the southern hemisphere usually considered the last month of spring.
2. a time to reflect on the many laborious tasks that were detrimental to the health of one’s knees.
3. the period from the first of November leading into the Christmas rush, on your hands and knees, predrilling and countersinking deck boards, thinking ‘how am I going to smash out all these deck jobs before the end of the year?’, then thinking of the time you saw someone use a Quik Drive but were sceptical if it would actually work, even though there are heaps of positive videos and reviews…
“this Knee-vember I’m going to use Quik Drive
by cien_fuegos November 17, 2021
mugGet the Knee-vembermug.

Knee mail

Bumper sticker on conservative car: “God receives knee mail”

Guy: lol same
by xx-satu May 3, 2021
mugGet the Knee mailmug.

Knee Dicker

You’re willing to get on some dirty ass floor to suck some dick, meaning you a thirsty whore. Also that you would do it for a check or for some 3 dollars if you’re broke.
“Are you friends with Jessica? No shes a knee dicker.”
You’re a knee dicker”
by nawhbeans January 25, 2021
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Sweet Knee's

Sweet knees is the same as bees knees or cool beans. An awkward phrase that means cool
Oh Sweet Knee's (Gasp) that's cool
by Hdjejsm March 29, 2017
mugGet the Sweet Knee'smug.

middle knee

Dude, she touched my middle knee!
by STEELFIRE3698 November 1, 2018
mugGet the middle kneemug.

Knee driving

Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.
Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!

Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.
by DTOpposion December 26, 2022
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knee pole

1. A way of pronouncing Nipple with a Chinese Accent.

2. A deformed hairy nipple
DUDE LOOK AT THAT KNEE POLE!!! ITS HELLA UGLY
by Kirklanddin October 13, 2009
mugGet the knee polemug.

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